NOTE: The Rejection Hotline and our 200+ other Humor Hotlines were sadly shut down in 2013. It was a great run – 10+ years, 450 Million phone calls, business summary here). But some things changed in our industry and we made the tough decision to sell off the phone numbers and shut down the company. HOWEVER…

10+ Humor Hotlines Are Now BACK!

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Back By Popular Demand, Our Best (Most-Called) Humor Hotlines of All-Time:

  • THE REJECTION HOTLINE: 605-475-6968
    (200+ Million Calls!)
  • Automated Sobriety Test: 605-475-6958
    (6 Million Calls!)
  • Bad Breath Notification: 605-475-6959
    (18 Million Calls!)
  • Divorce Hotline: 605-475-6960
    (4 Million Calls!)
  • Hogwarts Admissions Office: 605-475-6961
    (6 Million Calls!)

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  • How to Entertain An Idiot: 605-475-6962
    (20+ Million Calls!)
  • Human Resources: 605-475-6963
    (5 Million Calls!)
  • It Could Always Suck More: 605-475-6964
    (20+ Million Calls!)
  • Jury Duty Prank: 605-475-6965
    (13 Million Calls!)
  • Outsource A Friendship to India: 605-475-6966
    (20+ Million Calls!)

  • Psychiatric Hotline: 605-475-6967
    (20+ Million Calls!)
  • Angry Santa: 605-475-6971
    (20+ Million Calls!)
  • Sex Addiction Intervention: 605-475-6972
    (14 Million Calls!)
  • Stop Complaining (ICASM 2): 605-475-6973
    (3 Million Calls!)

The Rejection Hotline is BACK!!!

(Site is Still Under Construction – so most links below won't work yet – Sorry!)

How To Keep An Idiot Entertained…

How to Keep An Idiot Entertained…
Call: 605-475-6962

(20+ Million Calls!)


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THE REJECTION HOTLINE: 605-475-6968
(200+ Million Calls!)
Automated Sobriety Test: 605-475-6958
(6 Million Calls!)
Bad Breath Notification: 605-475-6959
(18 Million Calls!)
Divorce Hotline: 605-475-6960
(4 Million Calls!)
Hogwarts Admissions Office: 605-475-6961
(6 Million Calls!)

How to Entertain An Idiot: 605-475-6962
(20+ Million Calls!)
Human Resources: 605-475-6963
(5 Million Calls!)
It Could Always Suck More: 605-475-6964
(20+ Million Calls!)
Jury Duty Prank: 605-475-6965
(13 Million Calls!)
Outsource A Friendship to India: 605-475-6966
(20+ Million Calls!)

Psychiatric Hotline: 605-475-6967
(20+ Million Calls!)
Angry Santa: 605-475-6971
(20+ Million Calls!)
Sex Addiction Intervention: 605-475-6972
(14 Million Calls!)
Stop Complaining (ICASM 2): 605-475-6973
(3 Million Calls!)


The Rejection Hotline is BACK!!!